《欢乐好声音》中英文台词-欢乐好声音台词

《欢乐好声音》中英文台词

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各就各位

Places, everyone.

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就这样

This was it.

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故事从这里拉开序幕

The moment it all began.

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一个平凡无奇的小不点

The moment an ordinary little guy

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就此爱上了剧院

fell in love with the theater.

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的一切

Everything about it.

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闪烁的灯光 移动的布景

The lights, the way the scenery moved,

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甚至是剧院里的味道

even the smell.

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虽然他只有6岁 但他却盘算着成为

He was only six years old, but his plans to become

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史上第一只集万千宠爱于一身的考拉

the first koala bear in space were suddenly toast.

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大伙儿曾说

- -Some folks may have said

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他长大之后一定会在这座城市别有一番作为

he grew up to be the greatest showman the city has ever seen.

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有人称他为一潜力股 说他壮志凌云

-Some called him a visionary, a Maverick. -

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当然 还有些人说他固执得不可理喻

sure, some folks said he was as crazy as he was stubborn,

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但在我看来 立志欲坚不欲锐 成功在久不在速

but I say wonder and magic don't come easy, pal.

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再者说 毫无疑问的是

And, oh, there would never be any doubt,

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月伯乐的名字必将

the name buster moon would go down

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载入娱乐圈的史册

in entertainment history.

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而我心知肚明

And I should know,

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- 因为我 就是月伯 - 乐

- because I am buster... - Moon!

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开门呐

- Open this door!

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早上好啊 月先生

- Good morning, Mr. Moon.

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凯莉太太 出什么事了

Miss crawly. What, uh... What's going on?

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月先生 门外有一大群动物等着见你呢

You got a lot of animals waiting to see you, Mr. Moon.

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是吗

I do?

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我的天 真的啊

Holy moly, I really do.

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他们是你上一期表演的舞台工作人员

Yeah, it's the stage crew from your last show.

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他们说你拖欠人民工工资

They say their paychecks bounced.

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告诉他们我这就给银行打电话并且确保

Tell 'em I'll call up the bank and make sure

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他们会拿到应得的报酬

they're paid tout de suite.

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老板 2号机显示朱迪斯

Oh, I got Judith from the bank

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正从银行那边打电话过来呢

holding on line two right now, sir.

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- 事实上 我会给她回电话的 - 哦

-Um, actually, I'm gonna have to call her back. -Oh.

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我这次要用什么借口

What should I tell her this time?

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告诉她月伯乐吃午饭去了

Tell her buster moon is out to lunch.

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月伯乐 开门呐

Moon! Open this door!

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快开门

Come on, moon!

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别躲在里面不出声我知道你在家

I know you're in there!

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月伯乐 快开门

Moon! Open this door!

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啊

Aah!

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感觉我听到有人搁这唱歌

Hmm, thought I heard someone singing there.

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算了

Ah, whatever.

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兄弟们 咱先按兵不动

Guys, listen. Stay where you are.

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条子来了

The cops are here in...

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你们在...

What are you...?

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- 不许动 - 我来应付这一个

-Hold it right there! -Yeah, I'll get him!

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走 走 走

- Go, go, go!

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喔哦

Whoa!

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喔哦

Whoa!

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强尼 你望风望哪去了

Johnny, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!

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抱歉 老爹

Sorry, dad.

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你的面具呢

And where's your mask?

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看我看我 我是妈咪

Look at me. I'm mommy!

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卡斯珀 快从桌子上下来

Caspar, get off the table.

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罗西塔 你见到我的车钥匙了吗

Rosita, have you seen my car keys?

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诺曼 麻烦你告诉一下他们

Norman, would you please tell them

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作为一个歌手 我有多棒

what a good singer I am?

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对 你很棒哦 亲爱的

Oh, yeah, you were great, honey.

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顺便一提 浴室的水池又堵了

By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.

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再见 亲爱的

Bye, honey!

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一 二 一 二 三 四

One, two, one, two, three, four!

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哦 我的天呐

Oh, my gosh.

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我还真信了你们是音乐家的邪

I thought you guys said you were musicians.

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艾希 宝贝

Ash, babe,

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我才是领唱 好吗

I'm the lead singer, okay?

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你只负责合音就好啦

Just stick to the backing vocals.

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抱歉 我有点得意忘形了

Sorry, I... I get carried away.

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可不是嘛

Yeah, I know, right?

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知道么 我的歌全被你毁了

It just kind of ruins my song, you know?

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哦呜

Aw.

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我可是在林肯音乐学院进修过的

I happen to have studied at the Lincoln school of music.

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对不起 我就剩下这点了

Sorry, it's-it's all I got right now.

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是吗

--Oh, is that so?

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- 好吧 那就向我证明一下 兄弟 - 什么

-All right, prove it, pal. -What?

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- 马上掏空你的口袋 - 好吧我找找

- Empty your pockets right now. -Trying to find...

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- 你都藏了些啥好东西 - 只是想找找

-Wh-what is this you got here? -Just trying to find...

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你吸的这是什么

What do you smoke out of this?

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那我的吸入器

That's my inhaler.

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啊哈 我就知道

Aha! I knew it!

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大伙都看见了

You all saw it.

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在场的都是目击者

You all saw it right here.

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老猴子撒谎了

- The monkey lied.

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我忘了

I forgot I had that.

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再有下回 可不能以大欺小

And next time, pick on someone your own size!

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恃强凌弱

Bully!

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帮看好她 行吗

Take care of her, will you?

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她虽然看上去锈迹斑斑 但她可是个典藏版

She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic.

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好的 听着

Okay, listen.

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你我都知道我的剧院最近正经历着

We both know that my theater has been going through

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困难时期 但俗话说的好呀

some pretty rough times lately, but as the saying goes,

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山穷水尽疑无路 柳暗花明又一村

"For every cloud, a silver lining."

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- 停-停-停-停-停 - 我们有

-Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup. -We've got...

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先停一下好吧 伯乐

Hold on right there, buster.

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我老爸 他听说我今天要来见你

My dad, he heard I was gonna see you today,

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然后他当时是这样表现的"艾迪 你去告诉那只考拉

and he was all like, "Eddie, you tell that koala

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我再也不会给他的那些演出投一分钱

"I'm not funding any more of those shows,

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这事儿没得商量"这是他的原话

and that's final." Those were his words.

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好吧 你老爹是对的

Well, your dad's right.

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那些演出才是问题的所在

Those shows were the problem.

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这是场消耗战 罗茜深鞠一躬

War of attrition. Rosie takes a bow.

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我是说 没人想再看那破玩意儿了

I mean, nobody wants to see that stuff anymore.

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所以我该怎么做

So, what do I do?

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- 放弃 - 不

-Quit? -No.

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我要为他们展现出一场不可抗拒的演出

I give 'em a show they cannot resist, which is gonna be...

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再给我一分钟 好吗

J-just one more minute, s'il vous pla.

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多谢

- -Merci.

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别说法语 这里英语场所

Don't speak French. They speak English here.

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我的下一场演出--音响师 鼓声起

Now, my next show is gonna be-- drumroll, please...

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...好声音比赛

...A singing competition.

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好声音比赛

A singing competition?

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谁还想看这种垃圾选秀节目

Who wants to see another one of those?

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每个人 想想看

Everyone! J-j-just think.

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你的邻居 杂 杂货店经理

Your neighbor, the-the-the grocery store manager,

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那 那 那只鸡-- 就在那

that-that-that chicken-- right there!

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在我的舞台上城里的每一个人

Everyone in this city gets a shot

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都有一炮而红的机会

at being a star live on my stage.

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伯乐 这个主意糟透了

Buster, this is a terrible idea.

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才不呢

Oh, no, it's not.

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现实世界中的真实才能

Real talent from real life.

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那才是观众们梦寐以求的 我会借此展现给他们

That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to 'em!

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好吧

All right, well...

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我 我们能先离开这个地方吗

C-can we please just get out of here?

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你不想吃了吗

Don't you want to eat?

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想啊 可这儿的食物我们一样也买不起

Yeah, but we can't afford any of this.

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没错 我知道 所以我特意准备了

Yes, I know, and that's why...

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三明治来着

I brought sandwiches.

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呃

Uh...

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这是不允许的

That's not allowed. Ugh.

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什么 你不喜欢花生酱和果冻吗

What, you don't like peanut butter and jelly?

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- 恕我无礼 先生 - 好吧 快看

- Excuse me, sir. - Okay, look.

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我还有奶油奶酪 还有香蕉...

I got cream cheese, I got banana...

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- 你还好吧 - 当然 再好不过

-You okay? -Yep. Never better.

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凯莉太太

Miss crawly?

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您好

Hello?

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谁呀

Uh, who is it?

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是我

It's me.

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你老板 月先生

Your boss, Mr. Moon.

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- 哦 您好啊 月老板 - 让我们开始吧

-Oh, hello, Mr. Moon. -There we go.

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现在 我需要你在我们的传单里

Now, I need you to add the following information

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- 敲上以下信息 - 收到

-to our publicity flyers. -Yes, sir.

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好声音比赛冠军选手的

The winner of the singing contest

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获奖金额为

will receive a grand prize of...

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935美元

$935.

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啊 奖金还要更高点

Hmm. Gonna need more than that.

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只需一刻

Just a second.

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放这

There.

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放这

There!

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一千美金

$1,000.

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- 你听见了吗 - 嗯 一千美金

- You got that? - -Uh, $1,000...

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哦 哦

Oh! Oh!

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能把它们打印到我们剩下的每一张传单上

Print 'em up on every single sheet

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然后把这消息广布天下

of paper we have left and let's spread the word

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可以吧

right away, okay?

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可以 是的 老板

Yes, uh, yes, sir.

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乖宝贝儿 快点从那出来

Oh, okay. Come on out of there.

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啊 就要时来运转了

Ah, the winds of change.

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当表演大举成功时

Yep, when this show's a hit,

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我再给你重新刷一层“新衣裳”

I'm gonna get you a fresh coat of paint.

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宣传单做的怎么样了 凯莉太太

How are we doing with those flyers, miss crawly?

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啊 都完事了 老板 都准备好了

Oh, yes, sir. We're all good to go here.

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凯莉太太 别 别 别 千万别

Miss crawly, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

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坏事了

Oopsie-Daisy.

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好吧 我猜这也算是广布天下了

Oh, well, I guess that's one way to spread the word.

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嗨 兰斯 快看

Hey, Lance, look at this.

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艾希 宝贝儿 嘿

Ash, babe, hey!

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- 你搞到了钱 - 是诶

-You make a withdrawal! -Yeah.

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米娜

Meena!

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- 嘿 嘿 嘿

--Hey, hey, hey!

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你以为你

What do you think you...?

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嗯 嗯 对

Uh-huh. Yeah.

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起床开工

Let's go to work.

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顺便提醒那个蜥蜴疯老太太

And cue the crazy old lizard.

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早上好 月老板

Good morning, Mr. Moon.

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确实很好 凯莉太太

Indeed it is, miss crawly.

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恭请颐安

Top of the morning to you.

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我给你磨了点咖啡

I made you some coffee.

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真的吗 可是在哪呢

You did? Where is it?

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哦 我刚刚上楼的时候突然渴了

Oh, I got a little thirsty on the way up those stairs.

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- 那现在我要不要开门迎客呢 - 迎客

-Shall I go open the doors now? -The doors?

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外面候着的动物都排成长龙了

Well, you've got a lot of animals waiting in line

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只为等您给试镜呢 月老板

to audition, Mr. Moon.

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是吗

I do?

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我的老天 真有那么多人

Holy moly, I really do.

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我发誓 艾迪 绝不是开玩笑

I swear to you, Eddie, this is no joke.

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听着 你自个儿下楼看 眼见为实

Look, just get down here and see for yourself.

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我得挂了

I gotta go.

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赶紧的 凯莉太太

This is it, miss crawly.

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赶紧夹紧你的尾巴下楼 开门纳客

Get your scaly tail downstairs and throw those doors open wide.

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好的 大家排好队一个一个来

Okay, uh, one at a time, please.

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稍安勿躁

Calm down.

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- 再见 伊吉 再见 佩里 再见 卡拉

- Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla. -

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再见 盖尔 再见 罗丽 再见 米奇

bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey.

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再见 穆厄 再见 纳尔逊 再见 汉娜

Bye, moe. Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah.

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再见 泰丝 再见 卡斯帕

Bye, Tess. Bye-bye, caspar.

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A U C K

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A U C K

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让我们在正在排队的大众的感想

Uh, let's hear from a few more of the folks in line.

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- 你是做什么的 先生 - 鲍勃 我是一家顶尖

-What about you, sir? -Well, Bob, I'm a lab technician

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制药公司的实验室工程师

for a leading pharmaceutical company,

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但我与生俱来有一种天赋

but I was born with a gift.

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那就是唱歌

And that gift is to sing.

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喂 老爸 我出去下

Oi, dad. Just going out.

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好的 别太久 等下会有兄弟过来

Well, don't be long. I got the gang coming over.

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听着 我说 你一定会采访到

Well, look, I mean, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot

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很多矫情的动物在这里说些什么

of namby-pamby animals in here saying things like,

219

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哦 参加比赛并不是为了赢

"Oh, it's not winning.

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一切重在参与

It's the taking part that counts."

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好 好 我不是 我来就是冲着赢的

Yeah, yeah. Not me, pal. I'm here to win.

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大奖 是我的

That prize, it's mine.

223

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他们说嗨小矮子

people say yo humpty

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你真的很搞笑

you're really funny looking

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我并没有介意 因为我还有事要做

that's all right,cause i get things cooking

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别走的太快

Walking not too fast

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好极了 谢谢 强尼

Wow! Thank you, Johnny.

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好的 下一位选手

Okay, next up,

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- 有请米娜 - 祝你好运

-we have meena. -Good luck out there.

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加油 加油 你能做到的

All right, come on. Here we go. Come on, you can do it.

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你能做到的

You can do it. Okay...

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哦 我 哦 我很抱歉 呃

Oh, I'm s... Oh, I'm sorry. Uh...

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没关系 嘿 没关系的

Okay. Hey, it's all right. You know, it's all right.

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你随时都可以开始

Take it away, meena.

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呃 好的 呃

Uh... okay. Uh...

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- 嗯 呃 - 现在可以开始吗

-Mmm... um... -Anytime, now.

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呃

Uh...

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你要重头来过吗

Do you want to start over?

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- 嗯 嗯 - 好了 够了

-Um... uh... -All right, enough of that.

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已经看不下去了

That's quite enough of that.

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够了

That's it. Come on.

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快下台

Off the stage, Helga.

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没你的事了 谢谢

Go on. You're useless. Thanks.

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好 音乐响起来

Right. Here we go. Hit it!

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好 这就是所有人了 月老板

Okay, that's everyone, Mr. Moon.

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好 让他们回到

Whew! All right, call everyone

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舞台中心来 凯莉太太 让我们来宣布

back to stage, miss crawly, and let's get...

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- 你好 - 喔

--Hello! -Ooh.

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呃 所有人回到台上

Uh, can I have everybody back to stage, please?

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所有人回到台上 结果马上宣布

Everyone come back to stage for selection.

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好 谢谢 凯莉太太

Okay. Thank you, miss crawly.

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不客气 月老板

You're welcome, Mr. Moon.

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好的

All right.

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让我来看看

Let's see, now.

255

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嗯嗯

Hmm.

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我的选择是

I'll take...

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- 你们 - 太棒了

-You guys. -Yes!

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你们中谁是女生

And which one of you is the girl?

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哈哈 很有趣

Ha ha. Very funny.

260

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声音嘈杂槽糕 但能听出潜力

"Loud and horrible, but shows promise."

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欢迎入选

Welcome to the show.

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酷 我想我们可以改改

Cool. I guess we could hang.

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不 不 我只要她 不要你

No, no. I just want her, not you.

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什么

What?

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好的 你们这一组其余的人

All right, the rest of the group acts,

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感谢您的参与

thank you so much.

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哦 大家别气馁

Oh, don't feel bad, folks.

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你们所有人买票

There will be a ten percent discount

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都有九折优惠

on tickets for everyone.

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好 好吧 谢谢

Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.

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我们走吧 艾希

Let's get out of here, ash.

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艾希

Ash?

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嗯 好

Uh, yeah...

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好 我们走

Yeah, let's go.

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下面 独唱

Okay, soloists.

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强尼 麦克 皮特 理查德 丹尼尔 和雷

Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard, Daniel and ray.

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麦克

Mike!

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呜呜呜 太棒了

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Wowza!

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我的比赛里一定要看到你

I've gotta have you in my show.

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哦 我 如果你坚持的话

Oh, I... if you insist.

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下一个 我选皮特

And I'll take Pete...

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呜 太好了

Ooh, yeah!

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最后一个人

And one more.

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让我看看

Let me see, now.

285

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哦 老天啊 我很抱歉

Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

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哦 我到底怎么了

Oh, what is wrong with me?

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呃 谢谢参与 理查德

Um, thanks for coming, Richard.

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哦

Oh...

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哦 我 雷

Oh, my... ray!

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- 你还好吗 - 呃 额

- Are you all right? - -Uh-huh.

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坚持住 雷 我马上送你去医院

Just hang in there, ray. I got you.

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哦 哦 哦

Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.

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好的 那么我选

Okay, then I'll take...

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丹尼尔 谢谢你 强尼

Daniel. Thank you, Johnny.

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丹尼尔 你能听到我说话吗

Daniel, can you hear me?

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你被选中了

You're in the show!

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什么

What?

298

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你在和我说话吗

Are you talking to me?

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是的

Yes.

300

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我是说你被选中了

I was saying that you are in...

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哦 天啊 这快把我逼疯了

Oh, geez, this is gonna drive me nuts.

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强尼 回来 你被选中了

Johnny, get back here. You're in.

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谢谢你 丹尼尔 再见

Thank you, Daniel. Good-bye.

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太好了

Yes!

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好 上榜人选已宣布完毕

Okay. That's everyone on my list.

306

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等等

Um, wait a second.

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罗西塔

Rosita.

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- 罗西塔还在吗 - 在

-Is Rosita still here? -Oh, yes.

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到 我在这儿

Yes, I'm here.

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罗西塔 罗西塔 罗西塔

Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.

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实力上天 颜值没能肩并肩

Great set of pipes,but boring to watch.

312

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我就知道

I knew it.

313

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所以 我该怎么办呢

So, what should I do?

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我可以把你和甘特搞一个 组合

I could partner you up with gunter.

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甘特 你在哪

Gunter! Where are you?

316

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到 到 我在这

yeah! yeah! This is me.

317

00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,380

太棒了

yeah!

318

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你们在舞台上一定会很火热

It's gonna spice things up on stage.

319

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等一下 你想我们组合在一起唱歌吗

Wait. You want us to sing together?

320

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对 我们两个组合在一起 你在开玩笑吗

yeah! The two of us together, you joking me?

321

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我们会成为最热辣的组合 对吧

We're going to be spicy, no?

322

00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,400

那个考拉是个蠢货 雪莉-安妮

That koala's a fool, Sherry-Anne.

323

00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,560

总有一天你会成为巨星的

You are going to be a star one day!

324

00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,100

海选结束了 伙计

Auditions are over, pal.

325

00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,500

- 人选已经板上钉钉了 - 好吧

- Show's already been cast. - Okay...

326

00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,100

你们几个从茫茫人海中晋级了

You are my chosen few.

327

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太棒了

- Yes!

328

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就是现在了 同志们

This is it, folks.

329

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我们生命中最具关键性的时刻

A defining moment in all of our lives.

330

00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,450

不 不 不行 你们已经落选了

Um, no. No, no, no, not you guys.

331

00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:01,980

我已经把你们这一组淘汰了

I dismissed all of the group acts already.

332

00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,220

你们 你们可以回家了

You... you can go home.

333

00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,270

我们非常荣幸能够参加演出

我々はこのショーであることがとても幸せです

334

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听着 听着 我真的很抱歉

Look, look, look, I-I'm really sorry,

335

00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:09,360

但是我们的人已经全了

but all of the slots are filled.

336

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让我们再为你演唱一次吧

我々は再びあなたのために歌います

337

00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,360

不 不 不行 听着

--No, no, no, no, listen.

338

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不要再唱了

No in show.

339

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再见

Good-bye-bye.

340

00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,600

凯莉太太

- Miss crawly!

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别这样 姑娘们 快走

Come on, you guys, out... out of here.

342

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别这样 快下去

Come on, off the stage.

343

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- 非常感谢 - 嗨 伯乐

- Thank you so much. - Hey, moon.

344

00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,670

你的葫芦里到底卖的什么药 奖金真的在这箱子里吗

What's the story? Is the prize really inside this thing?

345

00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,110

奖金 哦 当然

The prize? Oh, sure.

346

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对 都在里面

Yes, it's all... It's all in there.

347

00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,810

那 你能打开吗

Well, open it, will you?

348

00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:31,610

我想要看看十万美金到底长什么样

I want to see what $100,000 looks like.

349

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- 对啊 快点 - 我也想看 - 我们一起看看吧 - 快打开

- Yeah, come on. - Me, too. - Let's have a look. - open it.

350

00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,280

对 对 快点 打开箱子 月伯乐先生

Yeah, yeah, go on. Open it, Mr. Moon.

351

00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,280

当然 我这就打开

For sure, I'll open it.

352

00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,280

等一下 你说什么

Wait. What did you say?

353

00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,050

他说十万美金

He said $100,000.

354

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十

A hundr...

355

00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,490

哦

Uh...

356

00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,990

我忘了拿我的钥匙了

I forgot my keys.

357

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马上就回来

Koala be right back.

358

00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,170

最后再说一次 凯莉太太

For the last time, miss crawly,

359

00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:55,530

我不会解雇你的

I'm not going to fire you.

360

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现在 请你振作起来

Now, would you pull yourself together,

361

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还有擤一下你的鼻涕

and please blow that nose of yours.

362

00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:01,140

不不不 别在这

No, no, no, not in here.

363

00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,140

- 到外面去擤 - 抱歉 月伯乐先生

-Blow it outside. -I'm sorry, Mr. Moon.

364

00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,840

- 谢谢 - 伯乐 你在想什么呢

- Thank you. - Buster, what do you expect?

365

00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:07,310

- 她大概有两百岁了吧 - 艾迪 听着

- She's like 200 years old. - Eddie, please, look.

366

00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,850

你 你父母能不能先借我点钱 我一定还

If-if your folks could just loan me the money until...

367

00:23:09,850 --> 00:23:12,850

十万美元 伯乐 你在开玩笑吗

$100,000? Buster, come on.

368

00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,390

呼 我再想想 我再想想

Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think.

369

00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,090

我再想想 我得想出

I've gotta think. I've got to come up

370

00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,690

- 办法来 - 听着 也许是时候

- with a solution... -Look, maybe it's time

371

00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:20,060

停下来 是时候向前看了

to stop thinking and it's time to just move on.

372

00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,530

我的意思是 也许你可以

I mean, this theater of yours,

373

00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:24,200

把你那剧院卖了换一点钱 而且

you could get some decent money for it and...

374

00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,170

我也不知道 也许我们可以一起做点什么

I don't know, maybe we could do something together.

375

00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:28,730

做什么 坐在一起玩电子游戏吗

What? What, sit around playing video games?

376

00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:31,900

你知道那个是什么吗

Do you know what that is?

377

00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,340

一个水桶

Uh, it's a bucket?

378

00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:35,570

对 那你知道为什么我会放这个水桶在这吗

Yes, and do you know why I have this bucket?

379

00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,010

因为你的房顶漏水

'Cause the roof is leaking?

380

00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:38,740

不是 那个水桶才是用来接漏水的

No, that's the bucket for the leak.

381

00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,080

我放这个水桶在这 是因为它属于我父亲

I have this one 'cause it belonged to my father.

382

00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,720

他30年如一日

Every day for 30 years,

383

00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,090

拼命的刷车

he worked his tail off washing cars

384

00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:48,620

所以我才能买下这个地方

just so I could buy this place.

385

00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,690

每一天 艾迪

Every day, Eddie.

386

00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,960

都是为了成就如今的我

Just for me.

387

00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,190

哇哦

Wow.

388

00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,400

听起来他是个伟大的父亲

Sounds like a great dad.

389

00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:00,030

所以 你要怎么解决这件事

So, how do you want to handle this?

390

00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,470

哦 月伯乐先生 银行的朱迪思

Oh, Mr. Moon, I got Judith from the bank

391

00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:06,940

又从二号线打电话进来了

holding on line two again.

392

00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,180

那 我只能做一件事了

Well, there's only one thing I can do.

393

00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,550

好吧 大家伙 听好了

Okay, everybody, listen up.

394

00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:16,250

- 嘘嘘嘘 - 我得让你们全部回家

- Shh, shh, shh. -I gotta send you all home.

395

00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,650

现在就回家

Right now.

396

00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:19,750

- 什么 - 嗯 - 对

- What? - Huh? - Yep.

397

00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,790

就像我父亲曾经说的

'Cause, like my dad used to say,

398

00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:24,920

晚上睡的饱 白天表现好

"Get a good night's sleep and do a great day's work."

399

00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:28,990

对了

That's right.

400

00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,430

明天一早就开始彩排

Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning.

401

00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,670

如果你想成为明星 赢得十万美金的话

And if you want to become stars and win 100 grand,

402

00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:35,470

那你最好准备吃苦了

then you better be ready to work harder

403

00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:37,600

你们必须比以前更要努力

than you've ever worked in your lives.

404

00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:41,140

所以回家睡个好觉吧 做个好梦

So get some sleep and dream big dreams.

405

00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,850

凯莉太太

Miss crawly!

406

00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:48,810

行了 别这样

Okay, come on.

407

00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,150

够了

That's enough now.

408

00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:51,680

别闹了 快下去

Come on, off the stage. Please.

409

00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,820

- 做个好梦 - 我知道 很棒 对不对

- Dream big dreams? - I know, it's good, right?

410

00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:55,250

那十万美金怎么办

What about the 100 grand?

411

00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,520

别着急 艾迪

Don't you worry, Eddie.

412

00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,420

车到山前必有路

There's got to be a way to get it.

413

00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,160

什么 伯乐 不 听我说

What? Buster, no, listen to me!

414

00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,800

这场演出不会拯救你的剧院的

This show is not gonna save your theater.

415

00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,660

你现在已经跌入谷底了 老伙计

You're at rock bottom, pal.

416

00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,000

对 那你知道跌入谷底的

Yep, and you know what's great

417

00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,770

好处是什么吗 艾迪

about hitting rock bottom, Eddie?

418

00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:10,340

只有一条路可以走

There's only one way left to go,

419

00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,670

那就是绝地反击

and that's up.

420

00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:19,280

你们可以看到在我身后那些幸运儿正在离开剧院

And you can see the lucky few leaving the theater behind me.

421

00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,110

现在回到演播室 约翰

Now back to you in the studio, John.

422

00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,780

哦 亲爱的 别哭了

Oh, honey, please don't cry.

423

00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:25,550

你绝对不是一个失败者

You are not a failure.

424

00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:26,890

其实还有其他机会的

There'll be other chances.

425

00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:29,460

- 你只是 - 呸 那真是见鬼了

- You just... -Bah! The heck there will!

426

00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:30,690

爸 别这样

Dad, please.

427

00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:32,690

难道你不想去唱歌吗

Come on! Don't you want this?

428

00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:34,560

我当然想 但是我自己毁了它

Well, sure, but I messed it up.

429

00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,700

那你明天必须回到那 跟他说

Then you gotta go back there tomorrow and say,

430

00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:40,000

月伯乐先生 你必须让我重新试镜

"Mr. Moon, I demand you let me re-audition!"

431

00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,700

自信点 向他们展示你不会任由摆布

Be confident! Show 'em you ain't gonna be pushed around!

432

00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,540

你知道了吗 米娜

You got that, meena?

433

00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:45,970

- 额 - 那好

- Um - Good!

434

00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,640

先给我冲一杯热巧克力

Now, go get my cocoa.

435

00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,480

我不会出卖任何人

I won't sell out for nobody

436

00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,020

不会盲目跟从

won't follow no fool

437

00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,650

你能先停一下吗 我去参加彩排就是为了我们

Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.

438

00:25:57,650 --> 00:25:58,720

哦 真的吗

Oh, really?

439

00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,020

对 当然

Yes, really.

440

00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,820

如果我赢了那笔奖金 我们就可以

If I won that money, we could build

441

00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:03,860

成立我们自己的唱片工作室 写我们自己的唱片

our own recording studio, start our own label.

442

00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:06,490

我想说 整个世界都能听到你的歌了

I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.

443

00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:09,150

我不想听我女朋友说话

I am not listening to my girlfriend

444

00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:12,910

因为她只想背叛我

cause she just wants to sell out

445

00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,110

哦

Oh

446

00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:40,790

嘿 请等一下

Hey! Uh, just a min...

447

00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,160

哦 哦 等一下 等等

Oh, oh, wait. W-wait!

448

00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,760

哦 看这

Oh, look at...

449

00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,070

我知道德里克 这里的经理

I know Derek, the manager.

450

00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:49,300

他会为我担保的 别这样

He'll vouch for me. Come on!

451

00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:51,300

嗨 马里奥

Hey, Mario.

452

00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,610

最近怎么样

How's it going?

453

00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:54,910

真是岂有此理

Oh, for crying out loud.

454

00:26:54,910 --> 00:26:56,910

好吧 好吧 让那些熊进去吧

Oh, yeah, oh, let the bears in.

455

00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:59,110

让那些熊进去 行

Let the bears in. Fine.

456

00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,820

他来了

There he is!

457

00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:06,590

儿子 我要给你一个惊喜

I got a surprise for you, my son.

458

00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:08,220

什么惊喜

What's that?

459

00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:10,560

- 告诉他我们的计划 - 好

- Tell him the plan. - Right.

460

00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,590

我们得到线报一艘装载着2500万千克金子的货船

We've been told there's a ship carrying 25 million in gold,

461

00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,830

今晚就在这停靠

gonna dock at night right here.

462

00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:18,600

这里和这里都有大量保安

With the usual guards here and here.

463

00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,640

但是 幸运的是 这下面有个下水管

But, lucky for us, there's a sewer right under here.

464

00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,900

所以跑路司机会在这里和我们接头

So the getaway driver meets us here.

465

00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:28,910

而且这次跑路司机由你来当 强尼

And that is gonna be you this time, Johnny.

466

00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:31,410

- 什么 你想 你想我来开车 - 当然

- What? You want... You want me to drive? -Yeah.

467

00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:34,410

是该让我儿子在帮派之中展露一下头角了 对吧

It's time my boy had a proper role in the gang, eh?

468

00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,910

等一下 等一下 爸爸

Hang on, hang on, dad.

469

00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,320

巴里一直都是我们的司机

Barry's always been our driver.

470

00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,620

巴里不会介意的

Barry don't mind.

471

00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,350

对吧 巴里

Do you, Barry?

472

00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:43,190

- 对 对 当然不介意 - 那行了

-No. No, that's fine. -Yeah.

473

00:27:43,190 --> 00:27:46,230

所以什么时候这艘船到达

So... so, when exactly is this ship coming in, then?

474

00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:47,160

我们还没有得到确切情报

We ain't got a date yet.

475

00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,030

但是也不会太久 对吧

Probably won't be for a while, though, will it?

476

00:27:49,030 --> 00:27:51,960

你担心这个干吗 这就用不着我们操心了

What do you care? It's the last job we ever need to do.

477

00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,670

一旦船只抵达时 我们就出发

When it comes in, we go.

478

00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:54,800

清楚了吗

Right?

479

00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,800

好吧

Great.

480

00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,770

那可真是迫不及待了

Can't wait.

481

00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,140

嗨

- Um, hi.

482

00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,710

我在报纸上看到你的求职信息

I saw your ad in the paper.

483

00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:03,110

近几周我家里需要一个保姆

Yes, I need a nanny just for a couple of weeks.

484

00:28:03,110 --> 00:28:05,140

你可以过来 太棒了

You can? Great.

485

00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,450

孩子性格好嘛

Oh, the kids?

486

00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:07,680

嗯 他们都特别乖

Yes, they're wonderful.

487

00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,820

我家里有25个小孩

They... yeah, I have 25.

488

00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,680

不 我没有在开玩笑

No, I'm... I'm not joking.

489

00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,620

但是 照顾他们真的特别省心

- Um, but they're really no problem... -

490

00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,790

-喂 还在吗

- hello? Hello?

491

00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:17,060

妈咪 晚安

Good night, mommy.

492

00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:21,960

嘿 今天你那个重要的会议怎么样

Hey. How was the big meeting?

493

00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,460

有那么糟吗

That bad, really?

494

00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:28,030

好吧 我有一个天大的好消息要告诉你

Well, I have something really exciting to tell you.

495

00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,300

亲爱的 你的派做的真是没的说

Mmm. You make the best pie, honey.

496

00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,000

听着 诺曼 我知道这是个临时通知

Listen, Norman, I know it's short notice,

497

00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:34,340

但是明天我真的急需有人帮我照看一下孩子

but I could really use some help with the kids tomorrow

498

00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:37,810

你知道吗 今天发生的一切都是那么的难以置信

because... well, you are not gonna believe what I did today.

499

00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:41,750

诺曼 你有在听么

Norman, are you listening to me?

500

00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:51,920

明天一大早就需要彩排

Rehearsals begin first thing tomorrow morning,

501

00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,930

回去好好休息然后放飞自己梦想

so get some sleep and dream big dreams.

502

00:28:56,730 --> 00:28:59,060

额

Hmm.

503

00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:24,860

孩子们早上好

Good morning, everybody.

504

00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:27,130

在早餐之前大家都要穿戴整齐

Now, I want you all dressed before breakfast.

505

00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,700

吃早餐喽

Breakfast!

506

00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,040

罗西塔 看到我的车钥匙了吗

Rosita, have you seen my car keys?

507

00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,110

车钥匙在你的大衣口袋里 别忘记了

Don't forget, your keys are in your coat pocket.

508

00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:43,880

哦 找到了

Oh, I found 'em.

509

00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,180

- 拜 亲爱的 - 拜 诺曼

- Bye, honey. - -Bye, Norman.

510

00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,810

该去上学了

Time for school.

511

00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,820

拜 伊基 拜 佩里 拜 卡拉

Bye, iggy. Bye, Perry. Bye, Carla.

512

00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:54,590

拜 盖尔 拜 罗里 拜 莫

Bye, Gail. Bye, Rory. Bye, Mickey. Bye, moe.

513

00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:56,490

拜 纳尔逊 拜 汉娜 拜 泰丝 拜 凯利

Bye, Nelson. Bye, Hannah. Bye, Tess. Bye, Kelly.

514

00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,220

拜 乔治 拜 安迪 拜 弗雷迪

Bye, George. Bye, Andy. Bye, Freddy.

515

00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,360

拜拜 卡斯帕

Bye-bye, caspar.

516

00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:08,330

这次比赛就像一场战役

This contest is war.

517

00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,940

而这个舞台就是你们的战场

This stage is the battlefield.

518

00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,970

你的歌声就是属于你的武器

Your song is your weapon.

519

00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:16,910

而这是你们唯一的机会在观众眼里大放异彩

Now, you only get one shot to blow that audience away,

520

00:30:16,910 --> 00:30:18,740

所以要谨慎定夺你们的演绎歌曲

so choose carefully from the list of songs

521

00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,480

我为你们量身选取了适合每一位的歌单

I've selected for each of you.

522

00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,920

说通你男朋友了

Ah, talked some sense into that boyfriend of yours.

523

00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,480

兰斯是一名艺术家

Lance is an artist,

524

00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,420

我也不期望你能明白

but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.

525

00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:28,120

好吧 我是对他一无所知

You're right. I don't understand that at all.

526

00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,590

现在 注意你们每人手中的表上都包括 你们的演出服装

Now, you'll notice each list also includes my costume

527

00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:33,290

表演建议

- and performance suggestions.

528

00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,030

明白了吗 凯莉太太会带你们去彩排房间

Okay? Miss crawly will show you to your rehearsal spaces.

529

00:30:36,030 --> 00:30:37,430

好了 动起来

Now, let's get to work.

530

00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:38,830

打扰一下 月伯乐先生

Excuse me, Mr. Moon?

531

00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:40,430

不清楚为什么表上写明

For some reason, it says here

532

00:30:40,430 --> 00:30:41,970

我的演出需要弹钢琴

that I should be playing the piano?

533

00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,500

对啊 你想象一下 体型庞大 感情充沛的你

Yes, just imagine-- big, soulful guy like you

534

00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,970

在轻柔的抚摸琴键

tenderly playing the keys.

535

00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,610

这简直是巨大的视觉冲击

There'll be goose bumps everywhere.

536

00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:49,810

好吧 但是我只有在小时候弹奏过钢琴

Well, I haven't played piano since I was a kid.

537

00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:51,940

凯莉太太 我们这里需要钢琴辅导

Miss crawly, we're gonna need some piano lessons over here.

538

00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:54,210

明白 先生 就在楼上 我一会就来

Yes, sir! Up the stairs. I'll be right along.

539

00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,510

还有皮特 你的房间在这里

And, Pete, you're in here.

540

00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,520

- 了解 伯乐先生

- You got it, Mr. Moon.

541

00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,020

- 注意你的态度 伙计 - 嘿嘿嘿

-Check your ego, man. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

542

00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,950

- 散开 都散开 - 哦 是吗

-Break it up, break it up, break it up. -Oh, yeah?

543

00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,490

跟瑞奇讲 是他先起的头

Tell ricki. He started it.

544

00:31:03,490 --> 00:31:05,690

- 不错 这乐队也是我带头组建的

That's right. Just like I started this band.

545

00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:06,860

这是我的乐队 豪伊

My band, Howie.

546

00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:09,030

那请您原谅我 尊敬的陛下

Oh, forgive me, your highness.

547

00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:09,860

伙计们 别这样

- Guys, come on.

548

00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:12,970

别 别在这里唱歌 嘿 出去 都出去

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey. Out. Get out of here.

549

00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,910

听着 别激动

--Look, just calm down

550

00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:23,980

选一首歌

and pick a song.

551

00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:25,510

- 哇偶 - 我觉得咱们分工合作

-Wow! -I think we'll probably have

552

00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:27,810

我来唱歌部分 你来舞蹈部分

a better chance of winning if I do the singing part

553

00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,310

会比较有胜算

and leave the dancing part to you.

554

00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,020

别开玩笑了

Bah! Are you joking me?

555

00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:33,890

你只是需要一个酷炫的暖场舞

You are just in need of, like, a super cool warm-up.

556

00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,720

- 来 让我们甩掉

--Come on, let's take off

557

00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,990

这些外套

- these clothes.

558

00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:38,690

这就不必了吧

That... that is not necessary.

559

00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,060

哦

Oh!

560

00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:41,390

这衣服还挺露肉的

That is a lot of skin.

561

00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,730

别摆出这副样子

Ah, don't you look so worried face.

562

00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:46,400

我也为你准备了一件

I've got one for you, too.

563

00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,930

嘿 猪头

Hey, porky!

564

00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,070

-安静点 行吗- 抱歉

-Keep it down, will you? -Sorry.

565

00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:52,340

嘿 月伯乐 你给错我单子了

Hey, moon, you gave me the wrong list.

566

00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:54,340

俗气的流行乐不是我的风格

Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.

567

00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:56,010

你的风格 很高兴你提醒了我

Style. I'm glad you brought that up.

568

00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:57,340

我瞧瞧

Now, let's see.

569

00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,510

就这件了

- There.

570

00:31:58,510 --> 00:32:00,410

你觉得这颜色搭吗

Isn't this a great color for you?

571

00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,680

说不准 有点辣眼

I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.

572

00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,720

- 有黑色演出服吗 - 黑色的吗

-You got anything in black? -Black?

573

00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,590

你是想让大家觉得你是去参加哀悼会吗

What, you want everyone to think you're going to a funeral?

574

00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:08,050

你是那种附庸风雅的风格吗

You think you're some kind of artsy-fartsy type?

575

00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,290

不 不是这样的

No, no, no, no, no.

576

00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,620

对头 流行乐小天后

Bingo! Pop star Princess!

577

00:32:14,530 --> 00:32:16,030

这也属于比赛的一部分吗

Is this part of the competition?

578

00:32:16,030 --> 00:32:17,430

伙计们 不要惊慌

Okay, everybody, don't panic.

579

00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:18,800

- 别害怕 - 到底怎么了

- Don't panic. - What's going on?

580

00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,300

凯莉 告诉我

Talk to me, crawly.

581

00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:23,440

月老板 你还记得咱们什么时候交的电费吗

When did we last pay the power company, Mr. Moon?

582

00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,240

我的天

Oh, for Pete's sake.

583

00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,040

好了 大家伙别担心

Okay, don't worry, everybody.

584

00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,270

这个我会处理

I will take care of this.

585

00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,640

你们继续

In the meantime, you will continue

586

00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,040

摸黑排练

to rehearse in the dark.

587

00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,810

- 什么 - 我伸手不见五指

-What? -But I can't see anything.

588

00:32:32,810 --> 00:32:34,610

- 别担心 罗西塔

- Don't you worry, Rosita.

589

00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,280

我有荧光棒

I have glow sticks.

590

00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,320

太棒了 你们现在可以

Great. Use this time to shake off

591

00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,950

释放自己了 我去去就来

those first-day inhibitions, and I'll be right back.

592

00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,820

- 别逗了 - 你都听到了吧

-You gotta be kidding me. -Okay, you heard him.

593

00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:44,260

- 回去排练

- Back to work now.

594

00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:46,060

快点 伙计们

Come on, everybody.

595

00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:58,470

呕吼

Whoa!

596

00:32:59,470 --> 00:33:00,840

抱歉 老家伙

Sorry, old girl.

597

00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,210

我会修好的

I'll fix that.

598

00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:14,950

- 月伯乐先生

- Mr. Moon?

599

00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,590

你可能已经不记得我了

You-you probably don't remember me,

600

00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:18,820

我昨天去海选现场了

but I-I auditioned yesterday, and I...

601

00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,160

嘿 听着

Hey, listen.

602

00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,960

你觉得你能够得着那个平台吗

Do you think maybe you could reach the ledge?

603

00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,700

那边那个吗

Th-that ledge?

604

00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,430

哇偶

Whoa!

605

00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:28,330

你的象鼻可真长

Whoa, that's a heck of a trunk you've got there.

606

00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,000

谢谢你了孩子

Thanks a lot, kid.

607

00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,100

月伯乐先生

Uh, Mr. Moon?

608

00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:35,540

我叫米娜 我做了个蛋糕送给你

M-my name is meena, and I baked a cake for you,

609

00:33:35,540 --> 00:33:38,610

嗯 我是在想你能否

and, uh... uh, I was wondering if you'd maybe give me

610

00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:40,350

-再给我一次机会 - 请你等一会

-a second chance to... -Just a moment, please.

611

00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,680

过会儿再跟你说

Be right with you.

612

00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,890

嗯

Hmm.

613

00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:59,900

是时候了

Yay! It's about time.

614

00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:01,530

强尼

Johnny...

615

00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,170

小心碰头

Yep, mind your head here.

616

00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:05,170

你能帮我扳一下舞台电缆吗

Hey, can you pull up that scenic cable?

617

00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:07,040

- 你是指这个吗 - 没错

-You mean this? -Yes, that's it.

618

00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,080

太好了

Great!

619

00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,910

还有室内灯光

And the house lights?

620

00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:18,880

哇

Wow.

621

00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,020

我知道

Ah, I know.

622

00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,090

美轮美奂 是吧

Beautiful, isn't she?

623

00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,490

孩子 这样好吧

You know what, kid?

624

00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:25,390

你想参与到这场演出来吗

How would you like to be a part of this show?

625

00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:26,860

真的吗 等等

Really? Wait.

626

00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,990

我的天 我刚就是想问这个

Oh, my gosh, I was just gonna ask about that.

627

00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,560

那讨好了 我需要一名舞台管理好手

Great. 'Cause I could really use a stagehand.

628

00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,930

舞台管理

Stagehand?

629

00:34:33,930 --> 00:34:35,730

- 但是 - 别担心了

-But... -Ah, don't worry about it.

630

00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,270

这个一学就会

You're gonna pick it up in no time.

631

00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:39,240

我会把一切都教给你 跟我来

I'll teach you everything I know. Follow me.

632

00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,010

这是排练室和更衣室

These are the rehearsal spaces and dressing rooms,

633

00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:44,380

而这上面是后台和主办公室

and up here we got workshops and the main office.

634

00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:46,180

举高

Up in the air!

635

00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:48,250

触到你的脚趾头

Touch your toes!

636

00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,190

太棒了

Awesome.

637

00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:01,790

太棒了

Awesome?

638

00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,200

我觉得你接下来就会说"太糟了"

Yeah, I think the word you're after is "Awful."

639

00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,570

而且这都是我比较保守的说法了

And that's me restraining myself.

640

00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,230

这里除了我全是些蠢材

There's not an ounce of talent between 'em.

641

00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,140

全都是 说真的 你知道吗

Not an ounce. In fact, you know what?

642

00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,940

那奖金已经是我唾手可得的了

I think that prize is as good as mine already.

643

00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,240

是的没错 呃 我会来

Yes, indeed, uh, I am about to come

644

00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,750

投资好大好大一笔钱

into a very, very large sum of money.

645

00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:24,220

准确地说 是十万美元

$100,000, to be precise.

646

00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:25,980

哦 是这样啊

Well, is that so?

647

00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:28,820

这样的话 先生 我想你应该会对我们的白金卡感兴趣

In that case, sir, you'll be wanting our platinum card.

648

00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,080

又见面了

Well, well, well, hello again.

649

00:35:58,450 --> 00:35:59,950

哦 老天 这简直就是 简直

Oh, man, these are, like,

650

00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,590

就是有史以来最烂的歌

the cheesiest songs of all time.

651

00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,320

我知道

I know, right?

652

00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,260

我是说 我甚至想写一首属于自己的歌

I mean, I was even thinking of writing my own song instead.

653

00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:07,690

等等 你说啥

Wait, what?

654

00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:10,700

- 你自己的歌 - 是啊 没错

- Your own song? -Well, yeah.

655

00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,500

听着 如果你想得到奖金

Look, if you want to win that money,

656

00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,630

就照那只考拉说的去做

just do what the koala says.

657

00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,700

为什么 你觉得我没法为自己写歌吗

Why? You think I can't write my own song?

658

00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,700

噢 噢 我只是说

Whoa, whoa. I'm just saying,

659

00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:21,370

不是所有人都能写歌的 好吗

not everyone can write songs, okay?

660

00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,710

宝贝儿 我知道这看起来虽然很简单

I know I make it look easy, babe,

661

00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:25,680

但实际并非如此

but it's not.

662

00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:32,280

哦 她来了

Oh, here she is.

663

00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:35,990

- 大家安静

- Quiet down, everybody.

664

00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:39,020

米娜 你真的去参加那个节目了吗

So, meena, are you in the show?

665

00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:42,360

呃 是的 可以这么说 但是

Uh... well, yeah, kind of, but...

666

00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,730

她真的去了

She did it!

667

00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:49,200

哦 我太为你骄傲了 我高兴得快要飞起来了

Oh, I'm so proud of you, I could pop!

668

00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,300

我的生日愿望实现了

That's my birthday wish coming true right there!

669

00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,570

- 快来 米娜 - 哦 米娜 我们爱你

- Way to go, meena! -Oh, meena, we love you!

670

00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:55,040

妈妈

Mom...

671

00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,810

- 怎么回事 - 大家稍等 稍等

-What the heck? -Wait a minute, wait a minute.

672

00:36:56,810 --> 00:36:58,740

别生气 好吗 是你的祖母

Don't be mad, okay? It was your grandma.

673

00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,680

是她告诉十里乡亲你去海选的

She told the whole street about your audition.

674

00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,850

- 妈妈 别 等等 - 嘘 嘘 别说话 宝贝

-Mom, no, wait. -Shh, shh. Shush, baby.

675

00:37:02,850 --> 00:37:05,320

你需要保护好你的嗓子

You need to save that singing voice of yours.

676

00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,850

所以 从现在开始

So, from now on,

677

00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,590

你只需要点头和摇头就可以了 好吗

just nod or shake your head, okay?

678

00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,200

怎么样了 爸爸

How was that, dad?

679

00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,000

你还是关键时刻掉链子 强尼

You're still too soft on the corners, Johnny.

680

00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,500

你就该给他们点颜色看看

You got to attack 'em.

681

00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,100

但你一直犹豫不决

And you're crunching the gears.

682

00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,370

你告诉过你 你要温柔地

I told you, you got to be gentle with the...

683

00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,380

你看看你 把这个关掉

Look, turn that down.

684

00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:31,680

喂

Oi!

685

00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,050

听爸爸说

Listen to your father!

686

00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:35,950

关键时刻掉链子 强尼

"Too soft on the corners, Johnny."

687

00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,380

你又搞砸了 强尼

"You're not doing it right, Johnny."

688

00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:40,590

加速 强尼

"Speed up, Johnny."

689

00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:44,590

你要照我说的去做

"Do it like I showed you."

690

00:37:44,590 --> 00:37:45,790

啊

Whoa!

691

00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,470

爸爸

Dad?

692

00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:57,970

哦 不 我碾了我爸爸

Oh, no. I've run over my dad.

693

00:37:58,970 --> 00:38:00,570

你碾到的是这个

Now, that is more like it.

694

00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,320

三只小猪

And the three little pigs

695

00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,130

- 从此幸福的生活下去

- lived happily ever after.

696

00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:22,030

晚安 宝贝们

Good night, my dears.

697

00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,400

诺曼 你睡了吗

Norman, are you awake?

698

00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,840

今天过得怎么样 亲爱的

How was your day, honey?

699

00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,780

还是老样子

Same as always.

700

00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:39,480

- 是吗 - 嗯

-It was? -Mm-hmm.

701

00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,250

我真的不知道你怎么搞定那么多事情的 亲爱的

I don't know how you do it all, honey.

702

00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:46,080

- 晚安 - 晚安

-Good night. -Good night.

703

00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:05,870

所有生命都伟大而又渺小

All creatures great and small,

704

00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:08,470

- 欢迎来到 月伯乐大剧院

- welcome to the moon theater!

705

00:39:18,450 --> 00:39:20,220

月老板

Mr. Moon?

706

00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:23,290

- 银行的朱迪思小姐找您 - 什么

-I have Judith from the bank. -What?

707

00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:25,560

啊 不 不 不 告诉她我早上再给她回电话

Whoa, no, no, no. Tell her I'll call her back in the morning.

708

00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,360

哦 不行

Oh, I can't.

709

00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,190

她就在这儿

She's right here.

710

00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,370

朱迪思 你好啊

Judith! Hello.

711

00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:37,070

我们这儿是银行 不是慈善机构

I work for a bank, not a charity,

712

00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:38,800

如果这个月底

and if your accounts are not settled

713

00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,640

- 你的款项还不还清的话 - 好的 朱迪思

-by the end of the month... -Okay, Judith...

714

00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,810

我发誓 这个月底之前

I personally guarantee, by the end of this month,

715

00:39:42,810 --> 00:39:44,210

我的节目会

this show is going to be

716

00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,380

成为这个城市前所未有的盛大节目

the biggest hit this city has ever seen.

717

00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:48,550

月先生 你的节目没一个成功的

Mr. Moon, none of your shows have ever worked.

718

00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:49,680

一个都没有

None of them!

719

00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,320

你的机会已经用完了

You've had your chances.

720

00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,750

现在就把钱还清

Now, settle your accounts,

721

00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,550

不然我们就把你的财产没收

or we will repossess this property.

722

00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,490

好吧 拜拜

Okay. Toodle-oo.

723

00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,260

你打算怎么办 月老板

What are you going to do, Mr. Moon?

724

00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:05,530

说老实话 呃

Honestly, uh...

725

00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:07,400

我不知道

I have no idea.

726

00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,630

嗯 你穿的是速比涛(游泳装备品牌)吗 艾迪

Mmm. Are you wearing a speedo, Eddie?

727

00:40:37,630 --> 00:40:39,130

你 你干什么

What... what are you...?

728

00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:41,270

艾迪 你没事吧

Eddie? Is everything all right?

729

00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:43,900

没事 我在压腿呢 妈妈

Yeah, uh, just doing my laps, ma!

730

00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,440

那么 你现在是住在这个泳池别墅里咯

So, what, you live in the pool house now?

731

00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,040

是啊 亲戚们都希望我更加

Yeah, my folks want me to be more,

732

00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,610

你懂的 更独立吧

you know, independent, I guess.

733

00:40:53,610 --> 00:40:56,110

他们甚至让生活导师来管教我

They even hooked me up with this life coach dude.

734

00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,120

- 生活导师 - 是的

-Life coach? -Yeah.

735

00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,720

我猜他想帮助我找到人生目标

I guess he's gonna help me find my purpose in life.

736

00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,620

我觉得我已经有了 但是事实证明

I thought I had one, but it turns out

737

00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:05,460

这好像不是正确的目标

it wasn't the right one or something.

738

00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:07,130

我也不知道

I don't know.

739

00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:09,760

总之 他让我一直都做这些规划好的事情

Anyway, he's got me on this whole schedule thing.

740

00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,630

比如 周日 把垃圾拎出去

It's, like, mondays, take out the recycling;

741

00:41:11,630 --> 00:41:14,130

周二 剪草坪 周三 去见奶奶

Tuesdays, mow the lawn; Wednesdays, go visit Nana;

742

00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:15,830

周四 清洁泳池

Thursdays, clean the pool.

743

00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,740

搞得就像没人来为我们做这些一样

It's like, don't we have people to do all of this stuff?

744

00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:19,600

哇 哇 哇 倒回去

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.

745

00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,440

你的奶奶还在世

Your Nana is still alive?

746

00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,640

哦 是的

Oh, yeah.

747

00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,580

哇

Wow.

748

00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,010

她很有钱 对吗

And she's rich, right?

749

00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:31,650

她可谓是腰缠万贯

She's loaded.

750

00:41:31,650 --> 00:41:34,690

但你得听我的劝 别打我奶奶的主意

But trust me, you don't want to go near my Nana.

751

00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:37,620

她是个铁公鸡

She is one mean sheep.

752

00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,440

非常好 把月亮放下来一点

Good. Lower the moon.

753

00:41:58,450 --> 00:42:00,310

- 要咖啡吗 - 谢谢 凯莉太太

-Coffee? -Thank you, miss crawly.

754

00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,150

好的 这下正常了

Okay, that's normal.

755

00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:04,760

再轻轻点一下

Just needs a knock.

756

00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:07,580

- 看 你做到了

-See? You're getting it.

757

00:42:12,890 --> 00:42:15,190

有人看见我的玻璃眼珠了吗

Anyone seen my glass eye?

758

00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,560

这破玩意儿一直往外掉

The darn thing keeps popping out.

759

00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:22,470

啊

Whoa!

760

00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,040

你差点把我谋杀了 大个子

You almost killed me, jumbo!

761

00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,140

- 不是我 - 哦 是这样吗

-It wasn't me. -Oh, is that so?

762

00:42:35,410 --> 00:42:37,520

- 皮特

- Pete?

763

00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:40,750

皮特

Pete!

764

00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,750

- 你会好起来的 - 对吗 你

- You're gonna be all right. - Okay, just...

765

00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,090

- 你一定要坚持下去 伙计

- just hang in there, buddy.

766

00:42:46,090 --> 00:42:48,690

- 瑞奇 凯

- Ricki? Kai?

767

00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,890

你们为什么不排练了

Why aren't you guys rehearsing?

768

00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,400

我们受够了

We're through.

769

00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,330

他们说我是个让人无法忍受的自大狂

They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac.

770

00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:57,340

我真是不懂他们这是什么意思

I don't even know what that means.

771

00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:00,710

好了 现在有两个节目黄了

All right. We're two acts down.

772

00:43:00,710 --> 00:43:02,740

快给我个好消息平复一下吧 凯莉太太

Give me some good news, miss crawly.

773

00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:06,680

哦 看起来也没这么糟 哦

Oh, it's not as bad as it looks. Uh...

774

00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:09,680

- 真见鬼

- Oopsie-Daisy.

775

00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,850

米娜 你愿意再来试着表演一次吗

Meena, how would you like to re-audition for the show?

776

00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:14,390

真的吗 那 好吧

Really? Well, yeah.

777

00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:15,520

- 太好了 - 我的意思是 不

-Great. -I mean, no.

778

00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,750

什么

What?

779

00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,520

我 我说 好的 我可以

I-I mean, yes, I can sing.

780

00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:22,260

但是 我太紧张了 而且 我 我怕我做不到

But no, I-I get so nervous, and... i-I can't do it.

781

00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:26,200

我是说 我非常愿意 但是 不 我做不到

I mean, I would totally do it, but... no, I... no.

782

00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,100

我就当你可以了

I'm gonna take that as a maybe.

783

00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,870

太棒了 看 他们回来了

Great! Look, they're back.

784

00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:33,770

呃 等会再回来跟你说这个 米娜

Uh, we're gonna come back to this, meena.

785

00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,940

听着 小伙伴们 忘掉我以前说过的话

Listen, guys, forget what I said before.

786

00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:39,810

你太有才了

You are very talented.

787

00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:42,050

求你了 加入表演 好吗

Please, join the show, okay?

788

00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:44,120

行 还是不行

Yes? No?

789

00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,150

噢 嗯 这儿

Oh, um... here.

790

00:43:47,150 --> 00:43:49,150

你们很臭

あなた達すごく臭いよ

791

00:43:49,150 --> 00:43:55,790

特别是你们的脚趾 闻起来真让人恶心

あしの爪ひじょうにくさい

792

00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,760

什么 嘿 别别别 等等 等等

What? Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

793

00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:01,100

别-别去 别去

D-don't go, don't go!

794

00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,800

噢 这是干啥的

Oh, what is this for?

795

00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,170

现在 我们跟着这个来踩街拍

Now, we use this to follow the steps.

796

00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,750

卡斯帕 卡斯帕 不行

Caspar! Caspar, no!

797

00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,290

这个怎么样 哈-哈

How about this? Ha-ha!

798

00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:25,690

- 行了 我跟你说过什么

- Come on. What did I tell you?

799

00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:27,160

我很抱歉 他发烧了

I'm so sorry. He had a fever,

800

00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,690

想找个保姆也为时已晚 所以

and it was too late to get a sitter, so...

801

00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,600

--好吧 你现在看起来不错

--Well, you seem fine now.

802

00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,660

哇

Wow!

803

00:44:37,270 --> 00:44:40,540

--我才不会去唱这个呢

--I am not singing this.

804

00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:41,970

为啥不喜欢呢

What's not to like?

805

00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:43,510

你是个年轻的女孩

You're a female, and you're a teenager.

806

00:44:43,510 --> 00:44:44,810

这首歌就是为你量身打造的呀

This song was made for you.

807

00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:46,180

哇 你认为你可以看到

Wow. It's like you can

808

00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:48,280

我的狭隘的幼稚思想

see inside my tiny teenage mind.

809

00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,380

我知道 好吗 你只需要加上一些动作

I know, right? You just gotta add some moves

810

00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,220

和一点点的

and a little bit of...

811

00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:01,280

-继续 -啊 你是说这样吗

-Go for it!

812

00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,120

你是说这样吗

-Oh, you mean like this?

813

00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,740

这不就成了 你很有天赋

There you go. You're a natural.

814

00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,810

对 但这也很糟糕

Yes, that was very bad.

815

00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:20,510

强尼

Johnny.

816

00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:22,180

进来 过来

Come in. Over.

817

00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:23,720

噢 强尼 你的夹克衫在说话

Oh, Johnny, your jacket's talking.

818

00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,550

强尼 你在哪儿

Johnny, where are you?

819

00:45:25,550 --> 00:45:27,550

爹地 发生什么了 完毕

Dad, what's going on? Over.

820

00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:29,590

你是什么意思 你现在要走吗

What do you mean, you gotta leave now?

821

00:45:29,590 --> 00:45:31,360

我明白 我 我很抱歉

I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.

822

00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,020

只是 我打理这个家族事业上的事情

It's just, I've got this family business thing.

823

00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:34,260

我得开始担心

Do I need to start worrying

824

00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:35,530

你在这里许下的承诺吗 强尼

about your commitment here, Johnny?

825

00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:36,830

-告诉我不用担心 -不用 当然不用

-Tell me no. -No. Absolutely not.

826

00:45:36,830 --> 00:45:38,260

我保证这样的事不会再发生了

I promise it won't happen again.

827

00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:40,360

-最好不会 -谢谢你 月伯乐先生

-It better not. -Thank you, Mr. Moon.

828

00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:44,900

宝贝 我回来了

baby I am back

829

00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,760

什么情况

What is going on here

830

00:45:57,950 --> 00:46:00,590

你好 我是贝基

Hi. I'm Becky.

831

00:46:00,590 --> 00:46:02,390

贝基

Becky?

832

00:46:02,390 --> 00:46:03,690

嘿 你还想怎样

Hey, what did you expect?

833

00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:05,120

你再也不在我的圈子里头了

You're never around anymore.

834

00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:07,760

我是为了咱们才这样做的 兰斯

I did it for us, Lance!

835

00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,930

我和你

You and me!

836

00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,600

噢 甜心 我很抱歉

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

837

00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,100

我想我把太阳镜落在那儿了

I think I left my sunglasses in there.

838

00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,470

快点儿 贝基

Come on, Becky.

839

00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:18,940

我们走

Let's get out of here.

840

00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,420

头奖啊 亲爱的

Jackpot, baby!

841

00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:35,920

-喔-呼 -哦

-Whoo-hoo! -Ooh!

842

00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,260

好吧 伙计们 我看今晚见好就收吧

Well, I say we call it a night there, fellas.

843

00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:40,660

嘿 呃 你会把现金放在我的车里 是吗 德里克

Hey, uh, put the cash in my car, will you, Derek?

844

00:46:42,730 --> 00:46:45,830

唉 你真是玩的一手好牌 迈克

Well, you're one great card player, Mike.

845

00:46:45,830 --> 00:46:48,500

-你也不错嘛 -哦

- Not so bad yourself. -Ooh...

846

00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,570

只不过我还没发现你是如何出老千的罢了

Except I still can't tell how you cheated.

847

00:46:51,570 --> 00:46:53,400

出老千 出老千

Cheated? Cheated?

848

00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,510

噢 本宝宝不高兴了

Oh, I am offended.

849

00:46:55,510 --> 00:46:57,380

得了 亲爱的 我们跳会儿舞吧

Come on, baby, let's cut some rug.

850

00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:00,950

噢

Oh!

851

00:47:00,950 --> 00:47:02,750

什-什么

Wh-what the...?

852

00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,820

噢

Oh.

853

00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,950

那东西是怎么进到我这里的

How did that get there?

854

00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:07,290

-快跑 宝贝 -嘿

-Run for it, baby! -Hey!

855

00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:08,290

喔

Whoo!

856

00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,220

抓住他

Get him!

857

00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:21,830

借过

Excuse me.

858

00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,000

别让他跑了

Don't let him get away!

859

00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,040

-谢谢 德里克 -闪开

-Thanks, Derek. -Out of the way.

860

00:47:40,950 --> 00:47:42,450

告辞 傻帽们

So long, suckers!

861

00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:55,170

早上好 伯乐

Good morning, buster.

862

00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:56,970

-嗨 艾迪 你过得怎样 -很好

-Hey, Eddie. How are you? -Good.

863

00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:59,170

- 演出筹备的如何 -啊 蛮好的

-How's the show going? -Ah, it's going great.

864

00:47:59,170 --> 00:48:01,340

嘿 你今天这一身夹克真帅气

Hey, that's a sharp jacket you've got on today.

865

00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,740

哦 谢谢

Oh, thanks.

866

00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:05,040

等下

Wait.

867

00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,540

你在干什么

What are you doing here?

868

00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:08,510

艾迪 你不能不带花

Eddie, you can't come visit your Nana

869

00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,080

就去见你的奶奶

without bringing her some flowers.

870

00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,720

-这儿 -什么 不

-Here. -What? No!

871

00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,750

月伯乐 别 别去那儿

Buster, no! Don't go in there!

872

00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,090

您好 请问我能帮您点

Yes, can I help...?

873

00:48:15,090 --> 00:48:17,920

-月伯乐 -啊 奶奶

-Buster! -Ah, Nana!

874

00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:23,260

看看你 亲爱的

Just look at you, dear.

875

00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:24,400

哇

Wow!

876

00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,500

你看起来一点也不像鲐背之年的人

You don't look a day over 90.

877

00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,830

噢 天哪

Oh, my gosh.

878

00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:29,030

月伯乐

Buster moon.

879

00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,870

我们在艾迪的毕业会上见过

We met at Eddie's graduation.

880

00:48:30,870 --> 00:48:32,500

噢 我真走运

Oh, lucky me.

881

00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,740

我那没用的孙子居然带着他

A visit from my useless grandson

882

00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:37,380

剧院里的矮冬瓜朋友来看我了

and his ghastly little theater friend.

883

00:48:37,380 --> 00:48:38,940

看看--她记得我

Look at that-- she remembers me.

884

00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:40,280

好的 奶奶

Okay, Nana...

885

00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,410

您想成为一位知名奖项

How would you like to be the sponsor

886

00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,120

的赞助商吗

for a very prestigious prize?

887

00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,950

只要不是我在新闻上看到的那个歌唱比赛就行

Not for that singing contest I saw on the news.

888

00:48:46,950 --> 00:48:48,420